GTZ Podcast

What follows took place in GTZ chat.  I can’t describe it.

<Sam> Philly
<Sam> Let’s rap battle when you get back
<Sam> I’m going to rhyme the biggest words I know
<Sam> And destroy you
<Sam> With lack of comprehension
<Sam> Let’s go Philly
<phillycool345> u want nothin dat i have
<Sam> philly
<Sam> rap battle

<phillycool345> wat
<Sam> let’s go
<phillycool345> y
<Sam> for rep
<phillycool345> i am a rapper
<Sam> you have to beat me to get in with the cool people at gtz
<phillycool345> to be honest wit u
<phillycool345> i live in da hood
<sandpaperback> Bwahahahahahahahaha
<phillycool345> gangsta
<Sam> I live in the suburbs
<phillycool345> lol
<phillycool345> city
<phillycool345> nyc
<Sam> SO LET’S GO
<phillycool345> no
<phillycool345> im tires
<phillycool345> d
<Sam> No, really, I’m from marcy
<Sam> I was just trying to get you to underestimate em
<Sam> me
<phillycool345> idk where dat iz
<Sam> marcy projects
<Sam> brooklyn
<Sam> son
<phillycool345> ??
<phillycool345> o
<phillycool345> gangsta
<Sam> YOU KNOW
<phillycool345> lol
<Sam> IN NYC
<Sam> WHERE YOU LIVE
<Sam> WITH THE GRAFFITI
<Sam> AND THE BREAKDANCING
<phillycool345> yup
<Sam> AND SHIT
<Sam> Bring it
<Sam> Let’s battle
<Sam> Man, so
<Sam> Are you going to step to the mic, or not?
<phillycool345> nahh
<phillycool345> no need to
<phillycool345> i kno u wack
<Sam> Oh shit
<Sam> Thems fightin words
<phillycool345> yup
<phillycool345> my white tee
<Sam> let’s go then
<phillycool345> yup in my white tee
<phillycool345> dats me
<phillycool345> dats me
<phillycool345> im da 1 who smoke weed
<phillycool345> and doest know how 2 read
<phillycool345> dont croos me
<phillycool345> dont disrespect
<phillycool345> dimonds on my neclice
<phillycool345> i got those giavoni rims
<phillycool345> and i reall like d way they spen
<phillycool345> im a gansta
<Sam> done?
<sandpaperback> Shakespeare just turned in his grave, decided that wasn’t enough, came back to life, and killed himself.
<Sam> YO
<sandpaperback> Biggie tried to roll over, but he got stuck.
<phillycool345> u da ow da origial wangta
<Sam> Turn that shit up in my headphones rock
<Sam> Alright enough
<Sam> Jesus
<phillycool345> ok
<Sam> Alright, I guess I have to step up now right
<phillycool345> dis iz business
<phillycool345> jsus
<phillycool345> et me help u
<phillycool345> oooooooooooooooooo
<Sam> Ok, I’ll do this stepping up you’re talking about
<phillycool345> go
<sandpaperback> I think your keyboard may be broken.
<phillycool345> i type mad fast
<phillycool345> dats y
<Sam> I’ve got all that shit you just mentioned
<phillycool345> yea
<Sam> I take the diamonds, the rims, the clothes, and the weed
<phillycool345> niga plz
<Sam> Roll it up in burrito, eat it, spit out what I don’t need
<phillycool345> try to read
<phillycool345> before u smoke dat weed
<Sam> I know you smoke weed
<Sam> And I know you can’t read
<phillycool345> u to
<Sam> You know what you need
<phillycool345> i hate u
<phillycool345> lets do sum kong fo
<Sam> Your escalade
<Sam> It needs to get keyed
<Sam> And you need to watch Beat Street
<phillycool345> yea sure
<Sam> To get your shit correct
<phillycool345> dadada
<phillycool345> doi doi
<phillycool345> u played wit little toys
<Sam> I’ll flip out and throw food across the table, I have tourette’s
<Sam> The shit isn’t funny, it’s a disorder
<Sam> I once tried to jack off a tape recorder
<phillycool345> wow
<Sam> Mad flows on the mic like my middle name was period
<phillycool345> u stupid
<Sam> word word word word
<phillycool345> i g2g
<phillycool345> oeac
<phillycool345> e
<phillycool345> peace
<phillycool345> out
<Sam> Uhh, what?
<Sam> ONE LOVE
<phillycool345> got to do crap in da hood